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 Post subject: Wood Elf Haikus
PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:06 pm 
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Lord of the Battle Glade, Sword of Loren

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Ah, the haiku. My favorite 5 syllable-7 syllable-5 syllable poetry format. Favor us with your best Wood Elf haiku effort right here in this thread! A couple of mine:

Wood Elf Chariots
Thunder Across the Wild Heath
No More. Rest in Peace.


Treeman Strangle-Roots
Make opponents strangle you
If you stand and shoot


What would we do sans
the Annoyance of Netlings?
Love those tiny spites.


Athel Loren is
home to the elves, but it is
not safe for strangers

Join on in! :D

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:46 pm 
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Hail of Doom Arrow
Is truly an Elfs Best Friend
While making you none

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:51 pm 
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Location: Winterpeg Manitscoldout Canada
Wardancer Weapons
Why so few Magical ones?
Limits their options...

Twelve point core Dryads
Forest Spirit lists abound
Not enough Wild Riders

meh... I tried, second one doesn't make much sense... ah well.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:48 am 
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Location: Got an 8:30 rez at Dorsia... great sea urchin ceviche!
Sprouting from the grass,
This is my free wood that you
Tell me I can't use.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:03 am 
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Now THAT was funny, Willow. :D

Like the Hail of Doom arrow one too. Truer words were never spoken!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:36 pm 
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Funny, these... 8)

Wood elves come from
the land of Athel Loren
You cannot come there

Asrai make arrows
to hunt down all invaders
That means you too now

Frecus
The glade wanderer
Madwarrior

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:09 am 
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Location: Got an 8:30 rez at Dorsia... great sea urchin ceviche!
one more to keep it going. Sorry but this one could use a visual aid. I don't have one so I hope you guys know what I'm talking about.

Wardancer model
runs with sword by side of head,
makes him look like crap.

um yah... I really hate that model :?

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Relief washes over me in an awesome wave."

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:52 am 
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The Spirit Sword is
an excellent way to kill
your Wood Elf Highborn

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:19 pm 
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But not as easy
As making him Eternal
With no ward saves

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:20 pm 
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I never knew haikus were linkable... :P

I think this makes the point clearer:

Eternal kind nobles
Make eternal guard stubborn
To leave his dead body

;)

Frecus
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:30 pm 
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Waywatcher Kindred:
Never were so many points
paid for one good shot

or:

Waywatcher Kindred:
Lethal Shot or Magic Bow?
You cannot use both

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:21 pm 
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Location: Got an 8:30 rez at Dorsia... great sea urchin ceviche!
Woodelf Spellsingers,
absurdly over priced for
only one good spell.

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Relief washes over me in an awesome wave."

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Dance like the shadows of Loec.


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Scroll Caddy Mages
Are not always enough to
Defend your elves well

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:54 pm 
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Location: Got an 8:30 rez at Dorsia... great sea urchin ceviche!
Waywatcher lethal
shot Vampire in the brain,
won't happen again. :wink:

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"I'm on the verge of tears as we arrive at Espace since I'm positive we won't have a decent table. But we do.
Relief washes over me in an awesome wave."

In the winter,
The long and hallow eaves of the willow
Dance like the shadows of Loec.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:41 pm 
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Waywatchers' shooting
killed a Dragon-Riding Lord
I still take Eagles

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