Just ruminating on the power of the Asur special characters inspired me to pen the following parody. Will probably be a lot funnier to fans of Amercian country music or residents of Texas.

GOD BLESSED TECLIS

Teclis has seen a lot of places
He’s been around the world
He taught magic to other races
but has the toughness of a girl
But after all he’s managed one thing still amazes me
He can have up to 12 power dice just by himself you see

'Cause God blessed Teclis with His own hand
More than just an Archmage from Ulthuan
Rolls five dice a spell and hardly ever miscasts
If you want force irresistible then here's your chance
All the Asur spread the message
God blessed Teclis

First Asuryan lit sunshine
Then He made the waters deep
Then He gave elves magic
For all the world to see
Well everybody knows that Asuryan works in mysterious ways
He built the White Tower then on the very next day

God blessed Teclis with His own hand
More than just an Archmage from Ulthuan
Rolls five dice a spell and hardly ever miscasts
If you want force irresistible then here's your chance
All the Asur spread the message
God blessed Teclis

All the Asur spread the message
God blessed Teclis!